Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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