sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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