why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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