Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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