Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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