It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
