Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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