So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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