I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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