rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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