Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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