grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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