I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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