is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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