Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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