you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
i now understand why vodka
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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