If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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