I love black thongs
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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