Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She said her name was "party"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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