you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
