so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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