Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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