we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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