p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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