yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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