I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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