i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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