question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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