My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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