you guys were way drunker than both of me
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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