At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Randomize
