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Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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