I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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