Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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