these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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