So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Say something about gay babies.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Randomize
