Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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