my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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