ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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