Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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