Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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