If i could tip my vagina, i would.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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