I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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