yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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