How'd it feel making her break her religion?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
