Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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