she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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