My hand turned me down
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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