And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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