just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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