I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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