this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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